Matt LeBlanc is trying to TELL me something

[dafydd]

Matt fell off his picture hook last night after lots of banging and gave my female lover serious concussion. Is he trying to tell me something? he was the first man I came out to (he believes in lobster lover - lobsters mate for life). marilyn monroe however, in her sewn in spangle lycra, remained firmly fixed to the wall after all the knockin'. When Matt attacked I suddenly became paranoid, and she lost her mojo....is this a sign...?

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[arana]

but...."how are you doin'?" Seriously I think he's trying to tell you to get a better hook. If he was over you, where he fell on her head, he probably wanted a better view also. :tong:

[JoyJoyHollywood]

I gave a concussion to a boyfriend in bed before. But it didn't happen like that.

I think is this a sign......that the universe is a wonderfully ironic place. And the only reason Marilyn didn't join in is because she was on way too many quaaludes.

I don't think you have anything to worry about. Maybe he just doesn't like her. Meow. Jealousy.

[csrakate]

Last I heard, Matt couldn't keep it in his pants...so that pretty much negates the partners for life theory that you credit him for. I would have to agree with Arana...Matt wanted you to get a better hook!!

And about your girl losing her mojo....nothing like a concussion to ruin the mood...I wouldn't read too much into it.

Hugs,
Kate

[dafydd]

I gave a concussion to a boyfriend in bed before. But it didn't happen like that.

I think is this a sign......that the universe is a wonderfully ironic place. And the only reason Marilyn didn't join in is because she was on way too many quaaludes.

I don't think you have anything to worry about. Maybe he just doesn't like her. Meow. Jealousy.

I couldn't reply to this for 5 mins because i was laughing so much.
you're totally right! :three:
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[JoyJoyHollywood]

I couldn't reply to this for 5 mins because i was laughing so much.
you're totally right! :three:
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See? Nothing to worry about. Isn't life wonderful? Photos attacking in sexual jealousy and lobsters fornicating merrily.

I'm just surprised you were so nice about her concussion. When I whacked my boyfriend's head against a wall, he got all bent out of shape because I wouldn't stop laughing. And that made me laugh even harder. God, it's just a little bump on the head, sex will make it better. Take an aspirin.

We should just learn to not go out with such wusses.

[rayosytruenos]

[...] he got all bent [...] Yeah, I love too when men are bent close to me, either with their heads or with their rears at my crotch reaching distance... Mmmmm :rolleyes: :tong: :bigrin:

[JoyJoyHollywood]

Yeah, I love too when men are bent close to me, either with their heads or with their rears at my crotch reaching distance... Mmmmm :rolleyes: :tong: :bigrin:

He wouldn't even let me get that close-too busy being mutinous.

You know, I just figured out why he always refused to grow his hair out long after that.