Bi Sexual Porn Name (A Little Humor)

[Flounder1967]

What would be you porn name if you had one. I know it can change depending on your mood, but try to pick one that fits you in a whole. Also give a reason why.

Here's mine

Name: Dick Limpley
Reason: Mr Johnson lost his hooded sweatshirt. Wink, Wink, Nudge, Nudge.

[Buck Naked]

I'm having the hardest time coming up with a good porn name

[codybear3]

Okay...Heres mine...

Bear Butt-ums...Cuz I like showing it... :bigrin:

[kenny]

You take the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the first street you lived on for you last name. Mine is Smokey Greyfox, star of the future.

[arana]

Well if I go by Kenny's rule I would be Chiisai Taylor.

When does your movie cum out Flounder???

[cassie]

Using that logic mine would be Mandy West. Might work!!!

[hypershot]

Going by that rule, i think id be Goldie Springfield...

That sounds nothing like me though lol!

[m.in.heels&hose]

using the kenny rule, i would be MALTESE MECHANIC
but i would be hard pressed to come up with one on me own! lol

[SweetBlackAngel]

Okay...Heres mine...

Bear Butt-ums...Cuz I like showing it... :bigrin:

Rowwwwrrr! :tong:

*Ahem*

I saw this recently, and I thought it would make a fun porn name:

"Milka Choco Swing"

Heh. :cool: ;)

[codybear3]

Rowwwwrrr! :tong:

*Ahem*

I saw this recently, and I thought it would make a fun porn name:

"Milka Choco Swing"

Heh. :cool: ;)


Milka Choco can Swing my way anytime... :tong:

[wellred]

There are some terrific names here...so far, my favorite is Buck Naked, lol.

Using the Kenny Rule, I would be "Curly Oak", which has some possibilities. However, when I am a stand-in for Flounder's film, maybe I could use the name "Rusty Rodd"...sort of depicts my lack of a sex life.

[arana]

using the kenny rule, i would be MALTESE MECHANIC
but i would be hard pressed to come up with one on me own! lol

Your name sounds more like the movie title. lol

[allbimyself]

Funny. He doesn't look Maltesian.

Kenny rule would be: Lady Cherry .... don't think I could use that, but would be good for a fem.

But the name I'd choose: Kenny Lingus

:bigrin:

[SweetBlackAngel]

Milka Choco can Swing my way anytime... :tong:

You're a very naughty boy, codybear.

I like that. ;)

[DareMe]

I can think of a few good cheesy ones...Notice I like cars!

Hot Rod
Rough edges, handles tight

[Sparks]

The Kenny Rule........Mine would be Molly Church

[Flounder1967]

Using Kenny's rule


Mickey Fulton


Sounds Irish

[jo69guy]

Not using Kenny's rule I came up with Willie Switchhitttier.

[bigfella]

hahahahah

mine would be Rodger Penny, which i dont thinks that bad!

[BoundBiDesire]

Using Kenny's rule, mine would be Cheyenne Welch.My Friend's name would be Rusty Cox (LOL) not really good for a girl though.




:flag1:
"Normal" is a word for people who are afraid to be alive. -?

[chook]

I would use Crotch Mechanic because no matter the gender I could give it a fine tune :eek:

Cheers Chook :bigrin:

[jokerswild2k]

Kenny Rule: Sarge Robinson...kinda fits considering!

Lemme know if this movie ya'll are talkin about makin needs any "stunt cocks". I'm happy to provide that ~ahem~ service.

JD...OUT

[gina42]

lol i guess,i would have to say mine would be bootisyblackwater,to me that name sounds alittle mysterious... ;)
ps..
im an awful at spelling so plz forgive any mis spelled words :)

[BareHunter45]

I think I would be more formal...Like "Harry P. Ness"

[LoveYourCum]

No question My name would be:

Dick Cunnilingman

Aside from the order being a reverse of expertiese I like it.

:tongue:

[kickasstrinity2]

Using Kenny's rule: Marvin Bellview.....i'd gladly wear a strap-on.... :tong:

But i'd really be: Bobaretta Borjenski.....sounds kinda of Russian.....also a friend of mine made a story about me in college and that happened to be the name she picked for me....it just happened to be a porn story ;)

:bigrin:

[timepga50]

OKAY, Thiis is reallllly awful...but it was the best I could think of right now.....DICK BLOWER :bigrin:

[Chaia]

Using Kenny's rule, I would be Bandit 15. :)

[wanderingrichard]

kenny's rule would really not work for me. it would come out to Tom Walnut..omg, think of the diminuition jokes!! ;-)

hmmm , combine my love of southwestern native america with the old slang name for my first name?? gosh that would sound like a name of a old western rodeo show star; Navajo Dick, anyone?? or how about Anasazi Dick?? nawww they wont work either.....

I got it!! my first name with the name of the piece of military equipment i work on ; Richard Stryker.

oh, wtf? on 5th thot, forget it ;-)

[curious cop]

Here's a tool (heh!) to help you generate your porn name.

http://www.mypornname.com/

[arana]

Here's a tool (heh!) to help you generate your porn name.

http://www.mypornname.com/

Ok, I did this again using Curious Cops link and with my name I am Juggs and randomly it is Zoe Starr

Hmmmm
Arana :tong:

[Cinticursub]

Kenny's Rule
Lucky LeConte :rolleyes:

[Lyon1369]

Hmmm, personaly I think my REAL Name is just fine, but with the rule it would be Dusty Pearl. Dont think that would work. LOL
Bi4now
LYON :flag3:

[Mistya]

By Kenny's suggestion mine would be ...Bubbles Sligh.... :tong:

By Curious Cop's link it would be JT Wilde or randomly Busty Love

[JohnnyV]

With the pet/street name rule, mine would be Tobias Forest.

Using the porn name website, my name is Butch Lofton.

Other rules I've heard of, and what my name would be in those cases:

--The neighborhood or town you were born in, and your mother's maiden name: Bedford Rivera

--The quality you most admire in people, and the name of your favorite kind of animal: Sympathy Turtle

[MissRedneck]

Mypornname like would be Daisy Licks

Pet/Street Peaches Manfree





:tong:

[jadewind]

:female: I would have to go by Candy Amore, Becuase I love sweets. :tong:

[delylab]

using the rule of the pet and the street, i would be Buttons Prospect :bigrin:
serious
delylaB

[Biboz49]

By Kennys rule I'm Toby Riverview.

[red_riding_hood_27]

The web site gave me Angela Lace (i like). Using Kenny rules my name would be Red Pine. Don't think that one would work.

[CuteGeorgiaBoy]

Using the kenny rule, I'm Pinky Queens.

Using the web site, I'm Ron Poker.

[RainbowBright]

kennys rule.. Babette Aboyne.. the first name.. like.. the last.. leaves something to be desired.... (giggles)...

by posted sites rule.. Stephanie Day, or Ruby Wilde.. not sure if i like either.

hey heres one.. Babette Wilde.. kinda cool

bright :tong:

[Whippersnap]

By the rule mine would be RUSTY HEMLOCK.

But the name I would pick would be "VELVET TONGUE" give to me by certain people for "services rendered."

[lastlaf44]

Pet/street name rule: Holly Westrose (sounds like a fake real name, lol)

Porn name website: Shannon Lipps

City/town born in & mother's maiden name rule: Etobicoke Craig

Quality you admire in people & name of fave animal rule: Friendly Rat (lol!)

~LastLaugh~ :female:

[Ratchick]

Hmmm..
Connie Lingus ;)
-RC

[usedbear1950]

Here's a real name that I always liked...Rock Ready
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Ooohiknow]

So I came up with

Bambi Peeks ( random porn name generater)

or

Trixie Priory (Pet + st Name)

LOL....

Southmead King (place + mothers maiden name)

Friendly Dog (quality +fav animal) ..... umm I dont think I'll be using this one hahaha

[Trek7200]

Hans Stroker :tongue:

or

Rocky Rolling (pet and street)

[bidik412]

kenny's rule i'd be "buffy county" i like it

[Magdalena3]

Kenny's Rule: Lemon Beuchat . . . not exactly titillating . . .
Using the website: Krysti Diver
City/Maiden Name: Meadville Marvin (ugh, that just isn't right!)
Using quality and animal: Casual Panda
:2cents:

[Jeanie2861]

Kenny Rule:

Cindy Cork

hmmmmmmmmmm could be OK, not very exciting tho!

[nightwatcher]

Hi Flounder,
Why have a bisexual porn name?

Greetings from a newbie,
nightwatcher

[selfe]

gotta stick with this one. lol

[Iowabiguy]

Using Kenny's rule I would be Persephone Main. I don't think that describes me in any way sexually. Perhaps it sheds light on my Scorpio side but not anything porn. If I picked my own name maybe it would be Hung G. Tiger just for laughs.

[OralBradley]

:bigrin: This not an issue I have thought a lot about, but in the past I have used Cox Ucker as a "site" name. My current handle is a play on my own name and a snipe at an infamous evangelist. I have also used LongTongue as a name.

Brad

[Flounder1967]

Dear nightwatcher,

It's also Just a little humor. I like the ones you think up yourself, more than the ones that use the Kenny Rule. The porn name is a small glimise into how you may see yourself.

[CT Nudist Guy]

HMMM Using Kenny's Rule (pet + Street) I'd be Buffy South Main.... Think I might want to work on that some more. LOL :bigrin:

[FalconAngel]

How about Flip Dickerson? :tongue:

[goober]

:) Kenny's Rule wouldn't really work for me. I'd be Skippy 43d Avenue.

[goober]

undefined:) Kenny's Rule wouldn't really work for me. I'd be Skippy 43d Avenue.

[tatooedpunk]

I am led to believe your porn star name is your first pet's name and your
mum's maiden name mine would tiger allan not to bad

[CBRFAN]

Using Kenny´s rule mine would be Mickey 65th, not very attractive, but then again I grew up in Colombia, and there aren´t many streets named...

[meteast chick]

Using Kenny's rule I'd be Angel Todd...not bad but could be an anchorwoman
Using site I'd be Lizabeth Roads or random Misti Hills
I won't even post town/last name because it sucks so bad
trait/animal I'd be Laidback Horse, not bad for a guy
I came up with my own: Muff Dyver

This was a great topic! :cool: :female:

[12voltman59]

To come up with my name--I used the link for the porn name generator found through a link used in an early post in this thread. It took me a few times but I came up with a cool name:

Patrick Rambone---cheesy I know--but aren't porn names supposed to be?

[12voltman59]

Using the rule of taking the name of a pet and a street--it would be Smokey Teweksbury--I like the other one better.. :tongue: :tongue:

[BiDallasCouple]

Porn Name Generator
JD: Dick Army... Being that I am a 10 year Marine vet, I disagree wholehartedly. ROFL "Bite Sensative Sex"
Pet/Street
JD: Tippy Hogle
POB/Mothers maiden name
JD: O.K.C. Crouch

I'll Have to ask my babygirl for her info...

[bijenna08]

Heres another porn name generator
http://members.tripod.com/~Carter_Phillips/name.html

[jedinudist]

Hmmmmmm... let me see... My Porn Star name.....

AC-DC (for starters I go both ways and I like to ROCK)

The Oralator

Buck "The Switch Hitter" Wild

Felatunilingus Swallow

Buck-y-Doe

The Orgasmatron

Pendulum Peter (swings both ways)

Mr. 69

oh so many names, so little time - lol

The pet name/street name wouldn't work for me- Dixie Greentrace

So........

Where/when are the auditions? :devil:

[Mrs.F]

Not using Kenny's rule I came up with Willie Switchhitttier.

I'd like to meet Willie Switchhitter sometime.. :bigrin:

I am Pepper Three...hmmm :rolleyes: Whoooo hoooo...a sexy name huh?

Mrs.F :)

[Mrs. Taz]

sugar route 3 lol dont make any since.

[mistymockingbird]

I used the Kenny rule. That's how I got my name, mistymockingbird. It had a nice ring so it stuck, now allot of my friends (real and online) call me misty. lol

[ScifiBiJen]

Using Kenny's rule, I would be Holly Iowa ... which sounds like I need to go get some overalls and a straw hat. ew.

With bijenny's link, I'm Debbie Slick ... a little better.

One I came up with (and fits me better): Carma Cream (or Karmel Kream).


:flag1:

[littlerayofsunshine]

Using kenny's rule:

My pornstar name is Snowball Elm.

If I chose one I would be Juicy Cummings.

[wildangel]

Using the Kenny rule, mine would be Frisky Old 86....hmmm, not so sexy.

Hubby's would be Queenie John Oakley....yeah, mine was better. :eek:

[citystyleguy]

You take the name of your first pet as your first name and the name of the first street you lived on for you last name. Mine is Smokey Greyfox, star of the future.

well, using this formula, i would be simba blue bird; :eek: i dunno???!!! sounds like a female impersonator or performance artist! just dosen't ring true for the porno industry!

what comes to mind, thinking on it for about two seconds, borrowing from two names that pop into my head; rodman, from dennis rodman, and topgun from the film of the same name; i suppose it coud be jumbled about, for instance rod "topgun" man. hell, anything would be better than first selection! :cool:

[NightHawk]

Some market testing is called for:

Harry Bottoms

Dick Bellows

Dickens A. Null

A. Null Rimmer

Remember, sex is for living!

[strawberry8302]

Using kenny's rule, my name would be Missy 138, but if I didn't use his rule, I'd keep my name, Strawberry.

[jennessex]

Well, using Kenny's rule, my name would be ' Alf Central', sorry, does not work! Why could I not have had a normal pets name!

But wait, I had a dog after that, if I used that name, i would be ' Lucky Central ', damn, still doesnt work, lol

Ok, ok i got it, my beloved (God rest her beloved soul) my 3rd pet, my name would then be ' Lady Central ', mmmmm like the sound of that one.

'Lady Central' - Cause you'll always know where to find her!
hmmmmm, should i give a clue, nah, i'll let you figure that one out on your own, lol

Jennessex :tongue:

[pmg_ams01]

Kenny's rule doesn't work for me: Shane Hillhead ?? but using TattoedPunk's variation you get, Shane Badger. So I think I'd go for a subtle rewording, Shaun Rodger !

Pete.

[twodelta]

Kenny Rule: Popcycle Brightwood - Changing that up a little, I could be Pops Morningwood.

Street/name: Dallas Courtney - Kind of manly, but something about it I don't care for.

Trait/Animal: Honest Otter - Better than Honest Abe :eek:

My own personal preference: Will Felate - Self expainatory

Dave :bigrin:

[Sparks]

I've changed my name. . . fellitio Fred