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MikeW
Nov 12, 2006, 2:08 PM
Safe Sex... (http://fototime.com/{408F3AC8-8785-498C-BD48-84A2C926C119}/picture.GIF)

Mrs.F
Nov 12, 2006, 9:01 PM
OK, that was funny! :rolleyes: :cutelaugh

smokey
Nov 12, 2006, 10:45 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

There are certain things...sugar free whatever, alcohol free beer, nicotine free cigarettes (even though I quit 8 years ago) fat free anything, safe sex.... all kinda remind me of masturbation...its better than nothing and often neccessary but damnit give me the real thing.

codybear3
Nov 13, 2006, 12:18 AM
That was funny... :bigrin: :paw: :paw:

Herbwoman39
Nov 13, 2006, 12:29 AM
ROFLMAO! Oh that's just TOO funny!

trip1
Nov 13, 2006, 8:37 AM
Guess they use WD40 for lube....

12voltman59
Nov 13, 2006, 5:55 PM
Guess they use WD40 for lube....


Actually, WD40 is not a good lubricant--it is actually a cleaner--I would say they should use White Lithium Grease!!!!!! :bigrin:

LoveLion
Nov 13, 2006, 6:25 PM
Actually, WD40 is not a good lubricant

I hope your not saying that from experience :eek:

12voltman59
Nov 13, 2006, 7:47 PM
Long story made short Lion--yes I did find out from experience that WD 40 is not a lubricant--I almost trashed a $100,000 plus CNC machine tool because of my near mistake--thankfully an engineer realized before I started to finish my job that I had not used the proper lubricating material on the piece.

Most people do think that WD 40 is a lubricant---it is really a mild form of an industrial solvent or a cleaner if you will--

So yes Lion--I did find out from experience that WD 40 is not a lube--just not in the way you were thinking!!! :bigrin: :bigrin: :bigrin: :cool:

Bi_Jay
Nov 13, 2006, 8:09 PM
"oh yeah stick your big bolt deep inside me!"

Herbwoman39
Nov 14, 2006, 1:19 AM
Actually, WD40 is not a good lubricant--it is actually a cleaner--I would say they should use White Lithium Grease!!!!!! :bigrin:

And for cleaning up afterward, they'd HAVE to use "Goo Gone"!

nowwhat3
Nov 14, 2006, 10:48 AM
to quote a book " the only thing wrong with masturbation is that's it's lonely"