Joke of the Day!

[orallybi4cpl]

A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house. She knocked on the door then immediatley walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. 'What are you doing?' she asked. 'I'm waiting for dan to come home from work. The daughter-in-law answered. But you're naked!' The mother-in-law exclaimed. this is my love dress, the daughter -in-law explained...Love dress? but you're naked! Dan loves me to wear this dress, she explained. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours.' the mother-in-law left. When she got home she undressed,showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic Cd, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. he walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively.. What are you doing?' he asked. This is my love dress, she whispered, senually... 'Needs ironing,'he said, what's for dinner?.. "I think he died of starvation".
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[hornyd0055]

Good joke even better pic

[oldgoat]

OMG.. Perfect in every way! I LOVE the dress!

[BiJoe696]

Funny stuff, thanks.

For the Annual Company Picnic, management had decided that because of liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one drink per person...









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I was fired for ordering the cups.

Bastards!!!!


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[ralphr6907]

I do love your dress and would ravish you anytime! You do look good enough to eat!

[uhuhuncut]

Oh my, that is a delicious looking dress

[*pan*]

thats too funny, lmao

if you wore that dress i know what i would want for dinner lol

[ohmymy69]

Great joke! :bigrin: I have that dress too, my husband won't let me take it off!!! :tong:

[ohmymy69]

Here's a joke my hubby told me:

Two guys discussing a "swapping" scenario decide to go away for the weekend together with their wives. They check into a secluded log cabin, after a nice meal and a bottle of wine the 2 couples pair off and head to the bedrooms. After an intense night of wild sex the two guys are talking in the kitchen the next morning. "That was awesome" says the first guy "we have to do that again". "Absolutely" says the second guy..."I wonder how much fun the girls had?"

[BiJoe696]

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in.



“Mother, where do babies come from?”



The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug and have sex.”



The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend.



“Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?”



“Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”


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[BatCox40]

I shall wear my love suit then.

[LeeNorCal]

A Greek guy and an Italian guy were sitting in a cafe in Paris one day, discussing the greatest achievements of each nationality.

"Well, you do know we Greeks invented sex, right," said the Greek.

"Yeah, I know that," said the Italian. "But we Italians were the first to get women involved!"