How do you......

[Biguy91]

Masterbate, just curiousity kicking in if nothing else, i know there are over a 1000 different ways to do it but i stick to the bog standard rythmic up and down motion mixed with semi circular motions at the top of the stoke with occasion anal stimulation.


So i was wonder of the techniques other people use as i find mine to get boring more often then not.

Just how you do it ;)

Biguy91:bipride::bipride::bipride:

[fredtyg]

I nearly always jack off in the back storage room where I have my weights and weight bench. I lay an old t-shirt over the bench to cum on. I lower my pants and stand over the t- shirt. If I'm not already hard I use my thumb and index and middle finger to stroke my cock to get it hard. Once it's hard I just wrap my fingers around the shaft of my cock and stroke up and down. I don't use lubrication.

Once I cum, I grab the t- shirt and wipe any remaining cum off my cock, stripping the penis at the end to make sure I get all the cum out, then I'm done.

The t- shirt gets thrown down into a box along the wall where it stays until the next day when I use it again to jack off. It's pretty obvious I use it for jacking off with all the brown stains on it, but I keep using it. I threw the last t- shirt away after using for I don't know how long. I had a paranoid day where I thought someone might find it and recognize it for what it was.

As an aside, I used to have a mirror out in that room and would enjoy facing the mirror and watching myself jack off. If you haven't tried jacking off in front of a mirror, give it a try. I got quite the kick out of it for some reason.

[Biguy91]

I nearly always jack off in the back storage room where I have my weights and weight bench. I lay an old t-shirt over the bench to cum on. I lower my pants and stand over the t- shirt. If I'm not already hard I use my thumb and index and middle finger to stroke my cock to get it hard. Once it's hard I just wrap my fingers around the shaft of my cock and stroke up and down. I don't use lubrication.

Once I cum, I grab the t- shirt and wipe any remaining cum off my cock, stripping the penis at the end to make sure I get all the cum out, then I'm done.

The t- shirt gets thrown down into a box along the wall where it stays until the next day when I use it again to jack off. It's pretty obvious I use it for jacking off with all the brown stains on it, but I keep using it. I threw the last t- shirt away after using for I don't know how long. I had a paranoid day where I thought someone might find it and recognize it for what it was.

As an aside, I used to have a mirror out in that room and would enjoy facing the mirror and watching myself jack off. If you haven't tried jacking off in front of a mirror, give it a try. I got quite the kick out of it for some reason.



An interesting way to do that i will admit :O)

[Conran]

So many ways!

Toys, sleeves, lube... being in the industry there really is so much out there to change your sensations.

In the UK we miss out on a lot of fun because we don't really use lube much. We should be viewing lube as another sex toy (and a really cheap one at that) and there are so many variations that offer different textures and sensations, there's just no end to the fun! :tongue:

[innaminka]

What an intriguing read.....

goodness I'm glad I didn't have sons - all that mess they must produce.:eek:

At least with daughters they just sigh and turn over....

[TXLonestarTX69]

Oy...

Oy, oy...

Oy, oy, oy...

Wonder why sometimes...perhaps it's when my rat is cackling.

Been here for years, not posted much (not worth it.)

What can I say about this site that hasn't been said about Afganistan? It's bombed out and depleted (Dave Chappelle, The Playa Haters Ball.)

[sterculius]

My favorite way to masturbate is to watch amateur throat fucking videos while I'm deepthroating my favorite, very thick, Jeff Stryker dildo. I'll imagine that I'm the one being throat fucked and that I'm feeling the intensely erotic and thrilling sensations in my mouth and throat that the woman onscreen must be experiencing. I'll try to pace myself so that I orgasm at the same time as the guy being sucked onscreen does and I'll slurp up my own cum as if it was his cum being unloaded in my mouth.

[xxxbody44]

A 1000 different ways!!! Wow I didn't know that. I usually just lay on my back and go at it.

[BareHunter45]

1000 way???? Damn...I only know two...alone and with someone....LOL

[Realist]

I've noticed that several folks from the British-speaking locations spell Masturbate.... "masterbate".

I know about Tires being "Tyres" and Surprize, being "Surprise"...so what about masturbate/masterbate?

[dafydd]

I've noticed that several folks from the British-speaking locations spell Masturbate.... "masterbate".

I know about Tires being "Tyres" and Surprize, being "Surprise"...so what about masturbate/masterbate?

they just can't spell. it's masturbate.

d

[AsianDream]

they just can't spell. it's masturbate.

d

Someone once told me that the British have around 1000 different words (or phrases) for masturbation (I guess in the same way the Inuit people have lots of words for snow). But I can’t think of 1000 different techniques.

The best “masturbation” I’ve had was from a machine. This belonged to a guy who was kind enough to let me use it and rim me at the same time. It was one of those air powered machines – linked to a transparent tube you put your dick in.

Sadly these machines are ridiculously expensive – but definitely give great orgasms.

[NjbiGuy01]

Usually, I plug my ass with a rubber cock, and sit on the toilet, jerk in bed, or in a hot shower.

A little lube, and I'm off and running......

[Realist]

My uncle told me that, years ago, he came home early one day and, when he looked into his living room window, he saw my 13 year old cousin naked with an erection.

Unk stood outside and watched as Cuz folded a sheet of plastic over, stuck it between the couch cushions, lubed himself with some hand cream, then proceeded to fuck the cushions.

When he figured that Cuz was about to cum, He banged and yelled at the window, scaring the hell out of him!

It was too late! As my startled cousin jumped up, he was erupting!

My uncle got him some carpet cleaner and told him if he didn't have it cleaned up before his mother got home, he was going to tell her what he'd seen.

He never said anything to Cuz about it, after that. But, for some time, Cuz could not look his dad in the eye!

It's been about 40 years since that happened, but I still think of it when I see my cousin. I thought I'd tell him what Unk told me, but he's still shy and I'll bet it'd embarrass him, even today.

I'll just keep it to myself....and share it with you!

[Jessicaknight]

I like "Edging"

If you're going to masturbate, go long and hard. Plenty of lube, some nice porn, and a bit of Rush helps intensify "The Edging"
Any technique goes includung rolling up the towel with a ruber glove and pumping way at it.

[xxxbicuriouswoman]

My uncle told me that, years ago, he came home early one day and, when he looked into his living room window, he saw my 13 year old cousin naked with an erection.

Unk stood outside and watched as Cuz folded a sheet of plastic over, stuck it between the couch cushions, lubed himself with some hand cream, then proceeded to fuck the cushions.

When he figured that Cuz was about to cum, He banged and yelled at the window, scaring the hell out of him!

It was too late! As my startled cousin jumped up, he was erupting!

My uncle got him some carpet cleaner and told him if he didn't have it cleaned up before his mother got home, he was going to tell her what he'd seen.

He never said anything to Cuz about it, after that. But, for some time, Cuz could not look his dad in the eye!

It's been about 40 years since that happened, but I still think of it when I see my cousin. I thought I'd tell him what Unk told me, but he's still shy and I'll bet it'd embarrass him, even today.

I'll just keep it to myself....and share it with you!



:bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigrin::bigrin:
My husband caught his newphew, almost the same scenario, except he was watching porn on the wii :bigrin: Scared the bejeus outta him. :bigrin:

[Realist]

XXXBC wrote: "My husband caught his newphew, almost the same scenario, except he was watching porn on the wii Scared the bejeus outta him."

I don't know why, but stuff like this cracks me up! I must have been extra sneaky...never got caught.

If I'd caught my cousin, I'm not sure if I would have allowed my voyeuristic nature take over and just enjoyed his pleasure vicariously, or scare the hell out of him, like my uncle did!

[fredtyg]

If I'd caught my cousin, I'm not sure if I would have allowed my voyeuristic nature take over and just enjoyed his pleasure vicariously, or scare the hell out of him, like my uncle did!

I think that's kind of rude, all fun aside. If I caught someone jacking off, I think I'd try to ignore it and act like nothing happened, unless I thought the guy might want some help with it.

Oh, and this might of already been posted, but here's a link to the USAJacks Yahoo Group (http://groups.yahoo.com/group/usajacks/?yguid=224794640). You have to be male, over 18 and live in the US to join. Once in, they have a list of groups around the country for guys that like to jack off together.

[foreverbi]

I nearly always jack off in the back storage room where I have my weights and weight bench. I lay an old t-shirt over the bench to cum on. I lower my pants and stand over the t- shirt. If I'm not already hard I use my thumb and index and middle finger to stroke my cock to get it hard. Once it's hard I just wrap my fingers around the shaft of my cock and stroke up and down. I don't use lubrication.

Once I cum, I grab the t- shirt and wipe any remaining cum off my cock, stripping the penis at the end to make sure I get all the cum out, then I'm done.

The t- shirt gets thrown down into a box along the wall where it stays until the next day when I use it again to jack off. It's pretty obvious I use it for jacking off with all the brown stains on it, but I keep using it. I threw the last t- shirt away after using for I don't know how long. I had a paranoid day where I thought someone might find it and recognize it for what it was.

As an aside, I used to have a mirror out in that room and would enjoy facing the mirror and watching myself jack off. If you haven't tried jacking off in front of a mirror, give it a try. I got quite the kick out of it for some reason.

When I was younger I was always afraid of my mom or someone finding my jack rag so I devised a method to get around this problem. I would catch my cum with my free hand, then immediately (before the blues struck) I would lick the whole mess into my mouth & swallow. Now I can't hardly wait to get that handful of cum to swallow down & with years I have come to love the taste and no longer get the "blues". Try it you might just like it;):male:

[Cherokee_Mountaincat]

Been here for years, not posted much (not worth it.)
What can I say about this site that hasn't been said about Afganistan? It's bombed out and depleted (Dave Chappelle, The Playa Haters Ball.)


And you're still here, hmmmmmm.....
Cat

[darkeyes]

I've noticed that several folks from the British-speaking locations spell Masturbate.... "masterbate".

I know about Tires being "Tyres" and Surprize, being "Surprise"...so what about masturbate/masterbate?

Wivout soundin picky Realist me luffly..hav noticed it far more from 'mericans than the British.. but wen in doubt.. jus spell it "wank".. so much easier.. even if it dusn exactly describe me own personal play time..;):tong:

..an as it happens, me "tires" afta me had gud long pash sesh.. "tyres" me has on me lil car... an the "zed" thingie in so many words.. tut tut.. Webster dus hav so much 2 ansa for cos of a historical anti Britishness.. o yea.. is "zed".. not "zee"... but hav a lil 'merican boy in 1a me classes, an it took me 6 months 2 get 'im 2 say "zed".. now 'e sez it as 2cd nature..anya kno wot? "Zed" rollin outa 'is gob isn haff funny 2 hear... tee hee. An no..wosn bein picky.. cudn give a sod how 'e pronounces it.. but simple things like that do stop otha kids takin the piss...

Ther is an English lad in same class who will persist in pronouncin schedule "shedule" insteada Skedule".. that used 2 get lotsa mirth an all.. in Scottish English it is "Skedule" except for nob Scottish English, but wot do nobs kno bout the lower classes? In much of England it is pronounced "shhh" an not "sk" but they r afunny lot down ther.. least they don pronounce route "rout".. it is "root", darlin' Realist, "rout" bein wot me dus 2 a guy wen 'e sticks 'is hand up me skirt.. "root" funnily enuff is also a nasty lesser word for men's willie 'ere, or the act of screwin.. "plantin your root".. stickin willie in warm moist places.. unpleasant word an description, but men can b so base.. tee hee:tong:.

Funny 'ole thing language innit? Spesh English..

[Hephaestion]

Masturbate (as opposed to Seaman Staines and Master Bates)
Self elation
Ownerism
Getting a grip on oneself
beating the meat
punishing percy
strangling the beast
stabbing the rabbit
looking for Brylcream
pocket billiards
ouanking (if you have French ancestry)
wanking (if an English yokel)
("..I though Wanking was a Chineses city until I discovered Smirnoff Vodka...")

Jerking (if one has USA links - however, jerk seasoning?)

Now I must lie down and rest

[Realist]

Fran wrote: "Funny 'ole thing language innit? Spesh English.."

Languages are interesting. I'm sure each country has colloquialisms and dialects.

Whenever we encounter anyone from certain areas in the states, it's not too difficult to figure out the area they're from.

I've been told that, in china, inhabitants from one area may not understand a word someone from another province is saying, although they are all speaking Chinese.

I can usually detect people from Australia, Ireland, Scotland, and England....if I listen for a minute. The Cockneys were difficult for me to understand.

I remember the Bavarian Germans were thought crude, by those from the north, who spoke High German (Hoch Deutsch?...ich vergessen).

As a southern American, Bavarian was much easier to understand, when I was over there. I guess they're like us, they don't put as much effort in pronouncing our words as precisely.

There must be a North/South "thing" between many peoples. Same here. I always thought it was funny that Lower Egypt was in the north and Upper Egypt was in the South!

My Grandmother, who was from Staffordshire, used to speak fondly of the Midlands and those from the North and South of England. (She loved everybody) They wintered in Wales and her family spoke of it like it was a foreign country.

[bikiniman]

As an aside, I used to have a mirror out in that room and would enjoy facing the mirror and watching myself jack off. If you haven't tried jacking off in front of a mirror, give it a try. I got quite the kick out of it for some reason.

I love masturbating in front of the mirror. The site of my own hard cock and ass turns me on. I have even extended this practise to masturbating to photos of my own cock and videos of myself masturbating.

This was all before I realised that I was bi. Now i enjoy masturbating to images of other men's cocks.

[the sacred night]

As an aside, I used to have a mirror out in that room and would enjoy facing the mirror and watching myself jack off. If you haven't tried jacking off in front of a mirror, give it a try. I got quite the kick out of it for some reason.

I second the mirror thing. I play with my breasts a lot when I masturbate, which is very hot to watch as well as do.

One time actually, I had just bought a new (to me) skirt and had a shirt I'd bought fairly recently and not worn yet, and I wanted to see how they'd look together. I put on my new outfit the night before I was thinking of wearing it, just to make sure it would look ok together, and started checking myself out in the mirror. I have some pretty tall mirrors and can see most of my body in them at once, but I have to climb up on my desk to do so because the mirrors are above it. So I climbed up there in my new outfit to check myself out and was shocked with how good I looked- shocked enough to stop and stare. I said to myself "Damn, I look HOT!" I even started to get turned on and moved around a little, posing and moving my hips to watch in the mirror. I got turned on enough that I decided to have a little fun and got up close to the mirror and pressed myself against it as though it were another person. After rubbing up against it a bit and starting to breathe heavier, I couldn't resist, and I started rubbing my breasts and clit, masturbating in the mirror in my new clothes :girl:

[dutchmale]

without to much detail


i just feel horny and masturbate , no creams or lotions just my hands on my dick and anus and a lot of imagination :bigrin:


i have a very very high sex-drive (is that the correct way of saying that ?)
and masturbate almost every day :tongue:

and the mirror thing is hot yes i often do that , try to look yourself in the eye every now and then , i'll bet you get sooo hot :)